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🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS: JUST OUR SIGNATURES

Audio: 21 Nov 2025 + 29 Nov 2025

Captain Caymens, 21 Nov 2025:

"just our signatures… not hundreds thousands… how's that going (whistleblower S#!T-show)… it's just so global."

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "How's that all going. Are you getting anywhere with it. It seems like it's eating you guys up. Is it all worth it."

RIKI: "Well we got no choice. It affects the kids. It affects their future."

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "Are you expecting a payout."

RIKI: "No it's not for money. It's not about money."

🎙️ "WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE ACCOUNTANTS?"

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "You signed the same thing that was sent to me."

UM. NO. NO, RIKI DID NOT.

BM FUSESIGN · 21 AUG 2024: "Riki Lee Dahm" · [email protected] · IP 120.22.169.159 · 14:16 +13:00 · Email Code

REAL RIKI: at home in Brisbane, Australia. Passport proves it.

FUSESIGN: +13:00 · BRISBANE: UTC+10

SO WHO SIGNED AS RIKI?

BM FuseSign — Annual Engagement, signing receipt — Side note: BM "the Accountants" 2024 Annual Engagement. Who signed as Fake Riki from IP 120.22.169.159? Finalised 23 Aug 2024. Holly's birthday. How odd. Seems to be a theme.

Then, ta-da:

RIKI: EXECUTOR.

BM LATER: "EXECUTOR & TRUSTEE."

EXECUTOR → TRUSTEE. HOW?

Same BM report:

$361,867.61 IN TRUST CAPITAL.

"Why don't you call the accountants?"

EXCELLENT F#$KING IDEA.

Document: a1ed29fa-f781-4598-a2aa-192229ec0513
Bundle: 43780000-4812-0022-873b-08dcc17da778

🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "WHAT FALSE IDENTITIES?"

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "YOU'VE BEEN MAKING IT UP."

HOLLY: "What do you mean? I sent them all to you."

RHONDA ANN OSBORNE. Except RHONDA ANN KNYVETT.

GARTH WILFRED OSBORNE. Also OSBOURNE.

COMMSEC: WILFRED? OPTIONAL. KYC… GHOST ON CHESS.

Blackmail, Garth Osborne and Ann Anthonisz

🎙️ MADE UP. ALSO... GLOBAL.

CAPTAIN CAYMENS:

"You've made it all up."

8 DAYS EARLIER:

"how's that going…"
"it's just so global."

Then:

"How do u fake even that?"

NOBODY ASKED.

Thanks for introducing the fake Facebook account with New Zealand IPs.

🎙️ CAPTAIN CAYMENS

FLIES INTO NZ. INTO AUSTRALIA. BACK TO NZ. BACK TO AUSTRALIA.
IN. OUT. BACK IN. SAME 24 HOURS.

Then:

"I forgot my wallet…"

Lol.

HOLLY: "What did you take back to NZ?"

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "I went back to pick up my wallet."

HOLLY: "Why didn't you just courier it? It's a very strange thing…"

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "Are you recording this, Holly…?"

BEAUTIFULLY NORMAL.

Captain Caymens, 29 Nov 2025:

CAPTAIN CAYMENS: "You blew this all up."

HOLLY: "Yes we did blow this all up for you didn't we."

And finally, again:

"just our signatures…"

EXACTLY. THAT'S THE F#$KING POINT.