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RIKI DAHM v URBAN UTILITIES · C2026/1693 · [2026] FWC 2444

URBAN: YOU'RE TERMINATED.

ALSO URBAN: WE DIDN'T DISMISS YOU.

URBAN: Riki abandoned his job.

ALSO URBAN: Termination letter. Notice in lieu. Final pay.

COMMISSIONER DURHAM: No dismissal.

HOW PRECIOUS. 🤡

RIKI: Then what's the termination letter?

URBAN: ...

SHALL WE TRY READING?

23 JANUARY 2026 · URBAN'S LETTER

"Termination of your employment with Urban Utilities"

"your employment will be concluded effective immediately"

23 JAN 2026

URBAN UTILITIES — TERMINATION OF EMPLOYMENT

IN THE FWC · URBAN'S OWN F8A · [35]

"It is not disputed that the Respondent took actions to terminate the employment contract"

SAME F8A · [37]

"the Applicant was not dismissed."

F8A · P13

URBAN UTILITIES — RESPONSE TO FORM F8A

TERMINATED. NOT DISMISSED.

SAME EMPLOYER. SAME DOCUMENT.

HOW VERY FLEXIBLE. 🤡

AND THE COMMISSIONER?

DURHAM'S OWN DECISION · [15]

"Urban Utilities formally wrote to Mr Dahm advising that his employment had been terminated."

DURHAM'S OWN DECISION · [21]

"there was no termination of the employment relationship at the initiative of the employer"

TERMINATED IN [15].

NOT DISMISSED IN [21].

DO KEEP UP, DARLINGS.

[2026] FWC 2444 · P1

DECISION — INTRODUCTION [1]–[6]

[2026] FWC 2444 · P2

DECISION — PARAS [7]–[14]

[2026] FWC 2444 · P3

DECISION — [15] & CONSIDERATION

[2026] FWC 2444 · P4

DECISION — CONCLUSION [20]–[21]

SHALL WE TRY DATES?

14 JAN: We'll proceed to terminate.

15 JAN: Riki texts the Area Manager.

16 JAN: Respond by 22 January.

23 JAN: Termination letter. Notice in lieu.

30 JUNE: No dismissal.

URBAN UTILITIES™ · CEREMONIAL TERMINATIONS.

Apparently a termination letter is just a lovely keepsake.

AND THE POLICE? 👮

DECEMBER 2025: Urban requested a police welfare check.

15 JANUARY 2026: Riki texted Area Manager Scott Ireland.

"Executives and board are aware. Stop reprising."

RIKI SET THE COMMUNICATION CHANNEL. COPIED THE CO-DISCLOSERS.

AFTER THE POLICE VISIT, RIKI TOLD THE AREA MANAGER TO STOP.

THAT THIN BLUE LINE? RIKI'S POSITION IS THAT IT HAD BEEN CROSSED. AGAIN.

15 JAN 2026

TO: SCOTT IRELAND — AREA MANAGER

URBAN: He didn't clarify whether he intended to return.

RIKI: I DID TELL YOU TO STOP.

HOW VERY SELECTIVE. 🤡

AND WHO APPROVED THE AGREEMENT?

COMMISSIONER DURHAM. 🤡

16 MAY 2025 · [2025] FWCA 1659

APPROVED THE 2025 EBA.

30 JUNE 2026 · [2026] FWC 2444

FOUND NO DISMISSAL.

16 MAY 2025

[2025] FWCA 1659 — EBA APPROVED

SAME COMMISSIONER.

What a lovely reunion.

WHICH AGREEMENT, DARLINGS?

2025 EBA

Termination: Clause 3.6.

Abandonment: Clause 3.9.

URBAN'S TERMINATION LETTER: Clause 3.11.

SUPERSEDED 2021 EBA.

NEW AGREEMENT. OLD CLAUSE.

APPARENTLY NOSTALGIA IS A LEGAL MECHANISM.

NINE STEPS TO NOT DISMISS SOMEONE.

Warnings. Deadlines. Assessment. Decision. Termination letter. Notice in lieu. Final payroll. Entitlements. Property recovery.

URBAN: Employment had already ended.

RIKI: Then what was all that?

URBAN: ...

A FULL-SERVICE NON-DISMISSAL.

HOW THOUGHTFUL. 🤡

RIKI'S ACTUAL SUBMISSION

"An asserted reason for termination is not proof that no termination occurred."

"The Respondent's own materials establish the opposite."

URBAN: He abandoned employment.

RIKI: That's your reason for terminating me.

URBAN: Therefore no dismissal.

RIKI: Sweetheart. That's not how verbs work.

NOW THE FULL BENCH. 🤡

ORIGINAL: C2026/1693

APPEAL: C2026/12073

WHO ACTUALLY ENDED THE EMPLOYMENT?

RIKI, BY ABANDONING IT?

OR URBAN, BY TERMINATING HIM?

A date and a legal mechanism would be lovely.

DELOITTE · PROFESSIONAL OBSERVERS™ 👀

AU620871X

RIKI: HELLO AGAIN. 👋

URBAN. ANOTHER LITTLE QUESTION.

WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER 2 APRIL 2025?

TO: [email protected]

CC: [email protected] · Riki Dahm

2 APR 2025

ATA APPLICATION — URGENT REQUEST FOR INFORMATION

FALSE TRUSTEE™. SHAM OWNER™.

RHONDA DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS A TRUSTEE.

APPARENTLY SHE OWNED TWO PROPERTIES TOO.

QUITE THE PORTFOLIO. PITY NOBODY TOLD HER.

🏠 PROPERTY NO. 1

158 Church Road / 2 Hinchcliffe Street, Zillmere

Shops 1, 1A and 2.

🏠 PROPERTY NO. 2

364 Zillmere Road, Zillmere

Units 1–6.

TWO PROPERTIES. NEWS TO RHONDA.

OWNERSHIP BY SURPRISE. HOW INNOVATIVE. 🤡

AND THE MONEY?

Financial records. Invoices. Tenancies. Fund accounts.

$10,000–$15,000 identified in the information request concerning a possible credit around 2021–2022.

WHO RECEIVED IT?

WHO AUTHORISED IT?

SURPRISE PROPERTIES. POSSIBLE SURPRISE MONEY?

WHAT A REMARKABLE ADMINISTRATIVE SYSTEM.

AND WHO IS RHONDA ANN OSBORNE? 👻

REAL RHONDA: RHONDA ANN KNYVETT.

DISPUTED NAME: RHONDA ANN OSBORNE.

COMMSEC: Account 2095021.

CHESS: HIN X0032114415.

ONE WOMAN. TWO NAMES.

Apparently CommSec ordered a spare Rhonda.

URBAN. BACK TO YOU.

YOU RECEIVED THE CORRESPONDENCE.

WHAT DID YOU CHECK?

WHAT DID YOU FIND?

WHAT DID YOU DO NEXT?

SURELY THERE'S A LETTER.

YOU DO SEEM TO ENJOY THOSE. 🤡

AND THE FULL BENCHES?

FWC FULL BENCH · C2026/12073

🎪 ORIGINAL DECISION · 26 AUG 2026

Qld Treasury brought King's Counsel. Jimmy brought his mouth. 😂

'SICK' F#$king inconvenient. 🤡

All shade. 🌴

📄 Form F7 — Notice of Appeal (signed) 📄 Appeal Book — C2026/9566 📄 Full Bundle — C2026/9566 ⚖️ FWC Decision — [2026] FWC 3088 · fwc.gov.au

RIKI: You skipped the legal mechanism.

HOLLY: You skipped the statutory stages.

TWO APPEALS. TWO MISSING MIDDLES.

RIKI AT THE FULL BENCH.

HOLLY AT THE FULL BENCH.

HOW VERY EDUCATIONAL. 🎓

APPEALS SUCCEED? Reasons enter the record.

APPEALS FAIL? Reasons still enter the record.

EXCELLENT. PLEASE CONTINUE CREATING PDFs. 📄🤡

🎓 King's Counsel · Queensland Treasury

Two Full Bench appeals. One KC.

🎙️ Hall & Wilcox · Our Own Lawyers

11 March 2025. The trustee nobody told.

Connected records

TimelineDurham approved the EBAThen could not find it TimelineFWC — Full BenchTwo benches CaseFWC C2026/1693Primary appeal CaseFWC C2026/12073Related CaseFWC C2026/12076Related DocumentFWC [2026] 2444Decision extract